Archive for November 16th, 2009

Chavez, somewhat hypocritically, clamps down on counter revolutionary fat.

November 16, 2009

President Hugo Chavez is urging the people of Venezuela to stop being so fat.

Chavez recommended a diet similar to his own and insists that his fitness regime leaves him “ready to continue commanding the Bolivarian revolution”.

However, Chavez himself has some weight issues. This is a picture of the Big Man when he wasn’t so, well, big back in 1992:

But the President these days is a bit larger:

It’s something we all need to keep check on if we want to keep up the momentum of the Bolivarian revolution! Fatties slow down socialism!