President Hugo Chavez is urging the people of Venezuela to stop being so fat.
Chavez recommended a diet similar to his own and insists that his fitness regime leaves him “ready to continue commanding the Bolivarian revolution”.
However, Chavez himself has some weight issues. This is a picture of the Big Man when he wasn’t so, well, big back in 1992:
But the President these days is a bit larger:
It’s something we all need to keep check on if we want to keep up the momentum of the Bolivarian revolution! Fatties slow down socialism!