Diverse, multicultural Britain has got talent, unlike the BNP

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I must concur with Chris Paul’s post on the Britain’s Got Talent result and the BNP.

The victorious dance group Diversity would indeed have a hard time under a BNP government. The BNP wants an all white Britain and is against “racial integration”. BNPers are full of hate for this country, but one of the numerous things that gets them really annoygravated is the concept of diversity.

We can only imagine the Nutzis’ incredulity and disgust at a dance troupe composed of different ethnicities being able to perform so spectacularly and then win the popular vote with nearly a million viewers phoning in to support them.

The fact that many of Diversity’s members hail from Dagenham, which has unfortunately been polluted by a sizeable BNP presence in recent years, must have made their victory even more painful for any BNPers watching the show.

Ok, so Britain’s Got Talent is at heart just a big money spinner for Simon Cowell and encourages the cynical cult of celebrity, but given a choice I prefer his exploitation of collective national pride over the BNP’s. At least Britain’s Got Talent does not insist upon a weird and ultra-restrictive definition of ‘British’ (i.e. white, heterosexual, right-wing, preferably Christian and male), promotes empathy with contestants even if they have very different backgrounds from our own, and is generally positive and upbeat.

A BNP-controlled Britain’s Got Talent would be an exercise in miserabilism and ideological barminess. Contestants could show off what low levels of melanin they have. Others would demonstrate abilities to trace their indigenous British ancestry back to the fifth century BC. There would be the godawful racist sock puppets from the BNP’s Youth Officer, the unintentionally hilarious musical offerings from Great White Records (the BNP’s genuine musical division! Naturally, top ten hits have only been denied them by Jewish dominance of the entertainment industry), and party members making jokes about the Holocaust as recorded in numerous undercover documentaries.

In short, there wouldn’t be a huge amount of talent on offer, and ITV would not have a ratings winner on their hands.  But it is important to remember that although fascist scum despise people of talent who are also people of colour they are not opposed to talent-requiring activities such as dancing per se…

Franz Liebkind:You know, not many people know zis, but der Fuhrer was a terrific dancer. 

Max Bialystock: Really? Gee, we didn’t know that, did we, Leo?

Lee Bloom: No, we sure didn’t.

Franz Liebkind: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKEN IN BY THE BBC! Filthy British lies! But did they ever say a bad word about Winston Churchill? CHURCHILL! With his cigars, and his brandy, and his ROTTEN paintings! ROTTEN! Hitler, there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

 


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2 Responses to “Diverse, multicultural Britain has got talent, unlike the BNP”

  1. John Says:

    So basically you’re saying that white people are boring and talentless? Sounds pretty racist to me.

    In my experience the people who watch, and especially vote, on x-factor are complete idiots anyway.

  2. captainjako Says:

    ?!

    Thanks for popping by John!

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