Nazi dating



Time to delve into the weird and not at all wonderful world of white supremacism. Online racist cranks at Stormfront just make it so easy for us to laugh at them that I cannot resist copying’n’pasting some nazi titbits here for all to enjoy. Take this from the ‘Dating Advice’ section of Stormfront’s ‘White Singles’ section (inexplicably one of the busiest parts of the website):


Girls don’t care about your political beliefs by Valhalla

For a long time I sat around waiting for the perfect “racially conscience” woman to come along. Then even when a girl came along who was somewhat racially conscience there was no guarantee that she’d even like me. Sometimes the girl you think is perfect, will have no interest in you.

Let’s face it, most girls don’t care about politics at all. I usually don’t even talk about anything political on the first few dates unless the girl brings it up. Once you’ve dated a girl for a while, if she likes you, she can care less about what you believe as long as your resonable about it.

Some girls will even agree with whatever political statement you make no matter what it is, just because they don’t care and don’t even have their own opinion on the subject.

Some more intelligent will even come out and make very racial declarations and suprise you. It may be on the first date, or it may be after eight dates, you never know. Millions of whites are racially conscience underneath the surface, they are just afraid to say anything.”

I expect that most people would be horrified when their date starts shouting out racial expletives, but for Valhalla it’s a sign that love is in the air. Poor ol’Valhalla doesn’t seem to be having much luck finding a nice “racially conscience” aryan girl. Luckily his fellow Stormfront community member Firestone is on hand to give some tips:

“Take it slow. Don’t goosestep around the restaurant and Seig Heil everyone on the first date. Take the Culturalist or White Survivalist line first. Truth is a heavy brew that must be taken in slow sips. Or for the movie buffs: No one can realistically wean themselves off the Matrix after the first red pill. However, most people can quickly to sympathize with the stats of ethnic crime, our endangered species status, or our way of life disappearing.”

Be warned people! If your date is whispering sweet ethnic crime statistics into your ear, (probably whilst making obscure references to the Matrix and other geeky films) there’s a high probablity that he or she will soon be asking if you want to find out where on their body they’ve got their special swastika tattoo!

Hilariously, Stormfront’s Dating Advice section includes a thread asking ‘What is your ethnic makeup?’ Well, durrrrrr, you’re all white – thickos!

But I jest, because of course there are all kinds of different white ethnicities: the Russians, the Hungarians, the Germans (loads of Stormfront members claim German origins!), etc. The important thing is that, despite their ethnic differences, all the various white supremacist folk can learn to live together in peace and harmony.

So that they can one day overthrow the ZOG.

One last excellent post written by ‘Marlon Brando’ under the title ‘Went bowling last night, and an older Jewish woman kept asking me questions -could not break away from her politely’:

“No joke. I Really wanted to get to know more about this Scottish girl I met, but this proud Jewish woman kept sucking my time away with questions as if to ‘get to know’ ME better for later relations or something. Me and the white girl I wanted, were ready to leave to another bar and the Jew woman asked us where we were going. I said that I didn’t know exactly, that it was up to the white girl’s friends, that I’d never been there so don’t know where Exactly or the name of it. Well, she found out Somehow and tagged along. When at the other bar, the Jew cornered me and I couldn’t get away from her questions and persistence. EVEN other girls trying to help me break away walked by and shouted, “Jew!” to her to further demean her, and she kept right on talking.

She was interested that I tried to learn Hebrew once, and am currently learning Arabic, among many other languages.

Eventually, the Jew woman left. It took me getting an arab-looking or gentile/uncircumcised dude to sit by us to talk to her and order the same drink as her to get her to call it quits.

I finally got to get to know the Scottish girl better. We hit it off real well, and exchanged numbers/hugs. She’s really a great gal, but a little fat for me, but if she lost that extra weight, I’d be happy to call her my girlfriend one day. She was so nervous as we were talking. She wanted me Bad, so I guess the Jewish woman in the end helped by causing an obstacle to her getting to know me. It prolonged her desire.”


Ok, that’s enough Stormfront for today. It’s not healthy to spend too much time looking at the world’s premier hate site.



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26 Responses to “Nazi dating”

  1. Benjamin Solah Says:

    That is so so creepy. I don’t know where to begin. Kudos for being the brave soul to trawl through those forums for our enjoyment.

  2. captainjako Says:

    I could have written some serious analysis about the role online communities such as Stormfront or Islamic Jihadist forums play in normalising extremist opinions amongst their members and sustaining them through the everyday humiliations and disappointments that they must have to endure, but poking fun at them is irrestistible.

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    Viel Spaß mit diesem solange du kannst. Denn wenn Weißen wach und fangen an, stolz auf ihre Rasse und Erbe, der Rasse Verräter wie Sie captainjako und Benjamin solah und harnoldhuckertash nicht zu Atem zugelassen werden unsere reinweiß Luft

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    I’m a Jewish girl and I have to fight the white supremacists off, they are really kinky and love sleeping with the enemy.

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