Hot job opportunity. Deadline today!

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Daniel Kawczynski, the Tory MP for Shrewsbury & Atcham, is looking for a new intern and the deadline for applications is today!

Things that get Kawczynski angry: 1) Interns 2) Low ceilings 3) The PC liberal elite's hatred of Poles 4) That fox-hunting moron Otis Ferry being arrested for breaking the law 5) Cows not being allowed into Parliament.

Things that get Kawczynski angry: 1) Interns 2) Low ceilings 3) The PC liberal elite's hatred of Poles 4) That fox-hunting moron Otis Ferry being arrested for breaking the law 5) Cows not being allowed into Parliament.

I am sure that his office must be inundated with CVs and personal statements at the moment. After all, who would want to miss out on the opportunity to work with Daniel Kawczynski – who at 10 feet 7 inches is the tallest member ever of the House of Commons!

But what happened to his last intern? Er, well, that intern was suddenly ‘let go’ by Mr.Kawczynski. All very messy. Be warned any potential new interns in the Kawczynski office: if the boss makes a total arse of himself he has a habit of then blaming everything on the lowly intern!

The cow ban story is true! Read about it here.

Tipping of the hat to Tom Guise of Birmingham University Labour Students.

Captain Jako

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2 Responses to “Hot job opportunity. Deadline today!”

  1. alunephraim Says:

    Sort of depressing that the past four M.P’s for the town of my birth have all either been complete idiots (Kawczynski, Marsden, Langford-Holt) or hilariously corrupt (Conway). I suspect that the “tradition” goes back further, but I’ve not dared look…

  2. Morning roundup, Monday 2nd March 2009 - Common Endeavour Says:

    […] “Imagine” late into the night. It would appear that he’s also engaging in another ancient rite: blaming the unpaid staff. Now THAT’S […]

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