Little Adolf Hitler Taken Into Custody


This story makes me seriously wonder whether people should have to undergo some sort of exam before being eligible to become parents.

Examinees would be marked down if they indicated that they intended to name their children after anyone guilty of perpetrating genocide.

We being fair-minded folk at the Paintbrush, here is the father of Adolf Hitler explaining the naming decision: Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.”

Surely the child had to be registered at some point as ‘Adolf Hitler’. Why did this story not emerge then? The media apparently got tipped off when the parents tried to get a cake shop to write ‘Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler’ on their son’s birthday cake and the shop refused.

Captain Jako




6 Responses to “Little Adolf Hitler Taken Into Custody”

  1. dot Says:

    Well not that unexpected when you read that british children, as well as winning the contest to be the fattest children in Europe(except for Spanish boys) are also the least trusting and most unhappy. Quite a lot of this is down to “selfish” parenting and over ambitious parents. So not only the fattest in Europe but also with the most thoughtless names.

  2. Captain Jako Says:

    Except this little Adolf Hitler comes from America!

  3. frankowenspaintbrush Says:

    Not sure I’m seeing the link between race hate and obesity here, Dot, but thanks for stopping by.

  4. Ducker Says:

    What´s the big deal? Parent have the right to name their kids whatever the wish, besides, the fuhrer was a nice guy just misunderstood thats all.

  5. Captain Jako Says:

    1) The relationship between parent and child should not be one of owner and property. Children are not the playthings of their parents; they have rights as individuals. I think there’s much to be said for children having the right not to be given ridiculous names by the idiotic Nazi-loving parents! 2) “the fuhrer was a nice guy just misunderstood thats all” – someone’s been reading too many history books by David Irving

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